Preperations and The Beautiful Belladonna!

1 Feb

Good Evening My Friend!

Good Evening My Friend!

Beau The Cephus has conjured up old vapors, recollections, remembrances, thoughts and ruminations of former ideas that he wishes to offer for your consideration. I, Langston, have been selected and called forward to relate this release of concerns for the carnivores, herbivores and omnivores of humanity.

Beau was collecting his climbing team for his engagement with the 14,259 ft. Longs Peak last August. He spent a long time collecting and evaluating different team members for their varied talents. He needed a strong resilient crew. He was very concerned with the base camp personnel and their understanding of the arts, practices of comfort and food. While humans need chocolate and gummy bears, Beau prefers red lizard liver pate roasted over a smoky fire of freshly dried catnip and a few balls of dried and salted bat wing confetti. Not just any bat but the Mexican Free tail bat (Tadarida Brasiliensis) from the southwest area of New Mexico and parts of Arizona. He enjoys putting just a pinch between his delicate lip and gums to savor as he climbs. The Cephus will drink of the streams that run through the boulder field provided that the water has passed unmolested through at least 117 Meters/ 383.8536 feet of pea sized gravel. However he much appreciates water drawn from the Castalian Spring. Surface water unfiltered often harbors parasites like giardia that will upset the finely tuned digestive system of The Cephus. Beau has seen Pika that defecated in the surface water around the large boulders during his last attempt to conquer this the highest mountain in Rocky Mountain National Park (Beau’s Park). When drinking of the waters that nourish his soul he carries paper straws, not the plastic straws that may contain bisphenol-A. a hardening chemical that can make the Cephus soft. The tips need to be cut a 45 degree angle. The straw should be held so that the sliced area of the straw is horizontal to the water. This allows a larger surface area of the water to be drawn in from the top water layer only the freshest waters, the clearest and cleanest waters. This water on the surface contains more oxygen and less of the dregs of the lower and most aged water in the container.

Beau likes to interview the aspiring team members at a comfortable location. He reserves a room at the Riverview Hotel on the corner of Osborne and Saint Marys streets, room number 12 Martha’s Room. The top corner room above Segales restaurant in Saint Marys, Georgia. There is the policy at this hotel that adds to it desirability and their policy is “Your Secret is safe with us!”

The view out of the four windows in the room inspire sturdy thoughts and create meaningful relationships with the environs. The hand hewn water oak floorboards provide a touchable reminder of the location of ones foot. They warm to the touch and respond to each movement of his paw pads. The wavy old glass panes of the windows give the room an attitude of the late 1800, a time when making flat glass was still a learned talent. There was the iron queen bed upon which to have serious sleep each night.

Rising early to take care of his constitutionals each morning then down the staircase to travel across the street to the water’s edge for a little mustard greens with a lot of ham and very slight on the greens. Beau really likes it best after the ham and greens are removed and the pot likker is warmed by the rising sun. A manly breakfast says The Cephus.  I, Langston, collect my thoughts in the restaurant downstairs. Then after eating his fill, Beau heads back across the street behind the submarine museum and up the fire escape to the hall and on to the room.

Beau dramatic contemBasking Beau

He then lays down upon a pillow at the edge of the floor to bask in the sun’s emanation until and beyond lunch into the late post-meridiem hours, sliding up and down the sleep ladder of daily rest. As the sun passes to the later phases of the day and the cool marsh breezes consume the passions of all, The Cephus gets down to the business of bouldering the problem of finding a great team of rock masters.

He heads down the staircase and into Seagles Saloon. Friday nights are a favorite. There is live music and a crowd of friendly salty souls from the ships on the harbor.

This is the place where months ago, the Cephus met one of the most fascinating female felines of his life. Belladonna was a Prestigious Ragdoll feline, full of spirit and joy. They spent the evening setting near the front window watching the crowd, muttering sweet purrs and muffled hisses. Just before Ms. Cindy, the barkeep had sewn the place shut, the beautiful Belladonna swept out the front door into the darkness that only Saint Marys’ nights know. Beau stayed there in his boat for weeks looking for her each evening. Beau asked all he would see about Bella, never an answer. In time she then became a dream for the fated Beau. He was up early each morning to check the hotel’s cruising station for his mail and packages. He would then return to his boat to await the dusk and continue his search.

Beau stationed himself at a table outside on the patio. A place where he could interview his future mountain mates. He would ask question, some which dealt with mountains, some that were poised to give insight into the nature of the person. He would just scratch notes on the back of the leather binding of the desert menu. Beau always kept notes in Latin. He says that the language is more precise. When something is said or written, there is only one thing that it means and it is frozen in the moment.

He was looking for those that were true mountain souls. Looking them in the eye, as they held their breath, would often be as good a guide as how they held their hands. Some would hold them on the table. Some would keep them hidden below the table. Some would clasp them, others would just hold a glass or napkin. The hands must never shake. Beau knows fear. He loves the sea and the mountains. There is a saying that, “you may love the mountain or the sea, but the mountain and the sea do not care. They will consume you.”

Next morning Beau had made his choices. He set about making travel plans from the coast of Georgia, across the fruited plains to the altitudes of the Rockies.

Beau’s Views of Door Play/Combat/War

21 Oct

Good Evening My Friend!

Beau The Cephus has conjured up a bundle of old reflections, studies and remaining vapors of former ideas about conflict in life, that he wishes to offer for your deliberation. I, Langston, have been selected and called forward to relate this release of concerns by Beau The Cephus for his community.

Beau and his nemesis, friend and play toy, Daisy the Jack Russell Terrier will often participate in a form of war/combat/play. Beau, will often initiate the play when he finds a door opening that has a high clearance from the floor. An inch of clearance from the bottom of the door provides the optimal space for the activities of combat that they both can value.

His name for this highly enjoyable play is “Door Wars”. He will lay on one side of the door and peer through the gap. He will scrape the door and create a scratching sound. When Daisy comes to check out the noise on the other side of the door, Beau will swipe under the door as far as he can reach on to the other side. When swiping he will release a quick short meow. He draws his paw back as fast as he can. Daisy will realize the keys to battle have been issued. Beau says that is the throwing down of the “pawlet” to start a regal door battle.

Daisy will lower her chest and head to the floor and try to peer under the door. Having a larger head she is not as able to see through the gap. Beau with his smaller head and different eye set can watch as the action matures. Daisy will inhale and snort to clear her nostrils. Beau will respond with a quick swipe and a loud meow. Daisy issues a low growl and shoves her nose as far under the door as she can possibly push the end. Beau will respond with a number of quick, long and fast swipes while issuing a lower meow topped off with and extended hiss.

The war continues to speed up until one becomes tired or bored. Beau will often build the conflict until Daisy is fully involved. He will then move onto a throw rug a short distance from the door. From there he will watch with amusement as Daisy expends more time and energy pushing her conflict forward. In beginning the war starts as an act aggression. Then ends as exhaustion and amusement. Amusement for the Cephus and exhaustion for the Daisy Dog.

Door wars fought from the inside of a darken closet provides an exciting venue from which to fight. From the closet he can see out onto the lit battlefield while Daisy Dog can only see his paw as it departs from her. He prefers a carpeted floor for comfort reasons. The hard floor without the impediment of carpet increases the speed of his strike and decreases the chances of ending the play with his soft paw in Daisy’s moist smelly mouth.

Beau’s best paw swipe is one where the first part of the swipe his ankle leads and the claw pads follow. The leg is held in a cocked position. The second part he is rolling the claw pads forward and level with the ankle. He is then extending the leg to give the paw more force. The third and final part he leads with the claw pads. He is then pulling the paw and his leg in toward himself. He claims it makes a more solid powerful and dynamic contact. This method pushes the Daisy’s nose sharply away and keeps his paw pads clean and free from damage. He will often work with his front paws on his scratch pad first hitting the ankle then pulling the paw pads through the strike. Beau believes in the Carnegie Hall concept of practice. He has heard from other great paw performers, that “Practice is how you get to Carnegie Hall”. Practice, Practice and Practice.

Beau will often lay on the floor in front of the television while watching Animal Planet and Practice. He will spend long periods of time just swiping with his left paw while laying on his left side. He will then change to the right side of his body and swipe, swipe and swipe. He will swipe until he gets a perfect swipe each time. Ever increasing the force of his forward paw movement. He has shown that swiping with the side down on the floor is a bit more uncomfortable. However, he has more control of the swipe and is able to apply a more direct and finessed strike. He also receives less side of the leg scratches on his mid foreleg. Nothing like a small splinter in the foreleg to ruin a perfect day of Door Wars. While practicing he lies on a carpeted floor to increase strength and will use a waxed hardwood or tile to build speed.

 

Beau The Cephus Watching “The News”.

Beau said that the has received his philosophy of Door Wars from his observation of humans and their conflicts. Most of the wars and conflicts within human society are fought over ideas. When he talked to his larger feline relatives on the hunting plains they felt that in a battle they were either all in or walking away. There were no rules. No guidelines. No door wars for them. It is either survival or death.

Beau has recognized he has had only door battles. If he wins or looses there is always food and water bowls awaiting the winner and the loser. He will sleep in a warm bed each evening where he can dream of winning without the fear of loss.

Beau is planning his next adventure on Long’s Peak in Rocky Mountain National Park.

Beau’s eyes are narrowing and appears to be leaving us now for a cat nap. Being a cat of many words he says “Bye”.

A Very Sleepy Beau!

Beau will join us again after a nap and a reading of this favorite blogs.

Beau reads Dr. Rayya’s online veterinary journal    http://rayyathevet.com/

I, Langston now must close this a description of Beau’s thoughts. Have a fine feline night.

Beau’s Study of Meditation

13 May

BEAU SPEAKS ABOUT HIS RUMINATIONS OF MEDITATION

Beau The Cephus has conjured up old thoughts and ruminations of former ideas about meditation and stress relief that he wishes to offer for your consideration. I, Langston, have been selected and called forward to relate this release of concerns by Beau The Cephus for humanity.

Beau has often worked for many hours without sleep or release of stress. He may work for an extended stretch for as much as .034 hour at a time without any rest and only a few blinks of each eye. When he endures these long stretches of time he needs to rest and reduce his stress. He has often noticed that his needs are very similar to those of many stressed out humans. As unlikely as it may seem, he has also noticed that some of the same techniques are employed to aid in the methods used to achieve normalcy and provide a cleaning of the mental processes of the mind. Beau’s study in this field will be published next month in the highly respected “Journal of Feline/Human Psychology and Psychiatry”. He wishes to now make these ideas available to the non medical professionals among his audience. He will publish this extraction in language as plain as his Mother (The Famous “Oracle”) used for him when he was just a kit.

DR. BEAU THE CEPHUS

The Cephus has often thought about Human Meditation and the relationship that it shares with the fine art of kneading that many of the feline population share. Beau thinks that the art of kneading has and shares many of the human traditional positions used in meditation. Granted the Feline position is different because of the different non shared bone/joint/muscle structures. Felines and humans do not share all positions for these reasons. Aside from those physical difficulties when the Cephus kneads he will often use a sitting position with both front legs extended in front of him with his paws sprayed out and use a small short pawing action. The human will sit much in the same position with their arms extended out to the side holding their hands out and forming a connection between the thumb and the middle digit. The Cephus will also create a chest sound of purring while the human will repeat an oral sound over and over. He has noticed that the human will often close both eyes while meditating. The Feline will usually have the eyes open. When the feline gets deeper into the kneading/meditation the feline will also close his eyes. With in that deep meditation the sounds of both the human and the feline may be lower and quieter. When placing a hand on the chest of either the feline or the human, at this stage there will be strong vibrations felt. That part of the meditation seems to provide the most help in replacing the bad effects of stress. There will be a cleaner and more pleasurable experience. Beau thinks that this motion of the human and feline returns them back to their womb and nursing days when all was safe, warm, and relaxed.

Beau finds when he is home on the Dry Tortugas siting alone in an isolated room late in the evening, he produces his best kneading. He can often sit within his Beau Bag and kneed for a very long time. When he gets deep into the kneed, time will fly by and he will awaken still kneading alone in the twilight of the sun setting over the water. When he has a less than favorable day, he may kneed for hours on end. He will even admit that it is very trance like.
Beau states that his Beau Bag makes his meditation so easy. He will often end with a short nap still within the bag. Beau says that one must have an empty stomach to meditate properly. The area must be just a touch cool. With out these conditions, The Cephus will drift off into sleep before receiving the benefits of feline meditation.

BEAU CONCENTRATING ON KNEADING IN BEAU BAG

After a long session of kneading Beau will go out onto the sea wall and look for small crabs or unsuspecting fish near the surface of the water. His plan is to play with them as entertainment for a while. There are those times when he gets into his play action with so much vigor that he will become obsessed with the back and forth battle. He will often end up eating his play thing. When he has finished his snack he will regret and promise never again. Such is the extent of enhanced play in the evening sunset.

BEAU DEEP INTO MEDITATION

He has often recalled his days when he was studying for his Government Interlocutor certification at the planet level. He preferred to study in a cool room sitting on a hard floor. After dinner he would take a short 26 minute nap using his PawPad as an alarm clock. The nap help burn off any excess carbohydrates that may cause him to be drowsy and cloud his sharp mind. Only then would he begin his studies.

The Cephus has stopped his ruminating long enough to direct the driver to take Highway 90 West toward Naples, Florida. He enjoys riding the Tamiami Trail. He will sit up front and watch the road for alligators and turtles. He will shout warnings to any he may see, even if they are far away form the highway. Being important is his joy.

He stays at an Inn on fifth in down town Naples. As the Cephus states it “The Inn on Fifth has Class”. Staying up as late as 7 PM, he will often hang out at “McCabe’s Irish Pub and Grill”. Beau eats until he is full and then begins to consume Tullamore Dew Single Malt as long as he can stand. There is always many songs to enjoy. Jerry is able to sing them all in that favorite voice Beau so enjoys. Beau can eat an entire small portion of the Dublin Slow Roast. He suggest that you stop by and enjoy a true Irish Pub and Grill.

BEAU WITH CLOSING EYES

We are getting closer to Naples and The Cephus is showing the effects of a long hard day. He is rubbing his eyes with his front ankles and will sleep soon.

I, Langston will await his awaking. Please have a day as pleasant as Beau The Cephus will enjoy.

BEAU THE CEPHUS AND HIS OPINIONS ON SLEEP

10 Apr

BEAU TALKING

Beau The Cephus has opinions on sleep (somnus) and travel that he wishes to explore with his friends. I, Langston am present and ready to explain his native thoughts about sleep. He is still on the road there in mainland Florida.

The Cephus has spoken about good sleep hygiene many times before. Sleeping at the same time each day or in his case each hour. He thinks that the room should be without any light. If there is to be anything that is approaching him while he slumbers he wants them to be more disadvantaged than he. His hearing is very superior to his sight. He has often remarked about being able to hear a flea laying just one single egg. He is not sure what that egg would look like in the light of day. There should be no sound during his sleep. He wants to hear them coming whether it is across a sound proof carpet or down a tile hall.  If perhaps he should hear a mouse or other vermin creeping around the bed or into a window, Beau The Cephus will put a Swarnald Katzwarzenegger on them with such strength that they will never again attempt The Cephus.

He enjoys having the room at 77 degrees. He is uncomfortable at any lower temperature. Sleeping above that temperature will cause his delicate nasal membranes to dry out and allow caking of the mucoid content.

Beau is all about routine. Get up, eat, drink, potty box, run around real fast, bat the dog’s face, run, clean hair, groom hair, drink, eat, teach dog it’s place, drink, eat, then nap for the next 45 minutes and repeat. He has heard about people taking pain relievers or antihistamines  to achieve sleep. The thought on that issue is that living a full, fast and exciting life will allow one to sleep well for as much as 22 to 24 hours a day. His having said all of the preceding he will admit to suffering a need for naps in a sun filled window and reaping the benefits of its  rays and warmth. The Cephus does realize that routine helps reduce his stress and misdirection in life. He has stated many times that stress shortens a feline’s life each time it occurs. He knows that some measure of stress is good. He would not get up or stop sleeping without some level of stress.

Sleeping with humans is one of his favorite ways to sleep. At least as long as they lay still and do not try to roll over him. If by chance they should roll onto Beau he has a small but strong mouth with which he can try to do an  Ike Kyson on their ear.

BEAU'S SMALL BUT STRONG MOUTH

Humans can be a bit cool to the touch. When they pull him near and cover his body with a pillow, they should not cover his delicate head. He begins by cleaning  his tongue on the pillow case and then slowly dropping in to slumber. What an idea clean tongue and sleep. Waking up with a clean tongue and mouth is great. Just wish that the people could do the same thing. Not to fond of sleeping near humans after they have had a meal of the green things they like to eat. Makes the room smell funny. He becomes upset and he will often leave the human alone if they try to stop his tongue cleaning process. Langston will often give him a little head slap to accompany each cleaning lick of the tongue. Beau heard on the TV program “Animal Planet” that the head slaps can cause brain damage. He is aware of what that could cost the world if he was to forget his mission of saving the world from invasion from afar.

One of his favorite places to sleep he calls “In Jacket”. Beau will wait until Langston is watching a TV program and is siting in a chair wearing a flees jacket. When he is settled in with a cool glass of liquid refreshment and a little snack by his side. Beau will jump up on the back of the chair. Then slowly ease down to the arm of the chair and into Langston’s lap.

After waiting a few minutes he will paw lightly at the Langston’s chest. The distracted Langston will open the zipper down a little ways. Then The Cephus will move his little body under the edge of the material and as close to Langston’s side as possible. Most times Langston will get cool and zip the zipper enclosing The Cephus against his chest. What a great sleeping place. The only problem comes when Langston gets up or moves around. Then it is mayhem. Trying to get out of the jacket with grace and without scratching Langston is not always easy.

Beaus smelling is great. He can locate many things by odor alone. When catching a moth he will bat then down to the floor first. Then he will locate them for his mouth by the scent of the moths and their delicious dust. One big chomp and it is all over for the moth. His only regret is that his nose does not work very well after having dined on a moth of great wing dust.

Beau will often complain about the odour of humans. Often he is lost in the reasons they work so hard to have such repugnant and strong odors. Felines will have scents but only at the appropriate times in life and their smells are guides as to activities in which they should be engaged. Humans not so much, either that or they are always engaged in activities that boggle the feline mind. Human reason itself teeters on the edge of being in the present and in some measure the past or future in the same time frame.

Beau is riding north on I-95 headed for Saint Augustine. He is laying in the window on his back with both sets of legs up in the air. Enjoying the rays of sun that flood over his small frame. He has been rubbing his eyes with his front wrist and is slowly falling asleep.

Until Beau The Cephus returns, I , Langston shall ride this land cruiser north through the wilds of the Florida East Coast.

BEAU THE CEPHUS GIVES FOOD GUIDANCE

3 Apr

Beau Talking

Beau The Cephus has food guidance for his feline friends from afar. I, Langston am here to give forth his renown thoughts for Fine Dining Felis Catus style.

After his flight back from the Dry Tortugas abroad the seaplane, Beau was hungry. He stopped by Louie’s Backyard Restaurant to eat, however without a reservation he was down, down, down and out of luck.

This Cat headed north up US 1 to Stock Island turned right on 5th St., then down to 5th Ave turned left one block and there sits the Rusty Anchor Restaurant. Purveyors of fine sea food eats. When you see the baseball diamonds you have arrived. First just outside the front door it is time to slick down the washboard waves of hair. Must looks one’s best you know. Beau enjoyed a dinner of the Fried Conch Steak. He always has them hold the spices. He has to have the mini-micro-demi-size. He can never ever finish his order. Always takes a box to share with the guys outside of the restaurant.

The Cephus has quite a varied diet. His northern Florida diet consist of many things.  Some of the real treats are things like the Aunt Maude’s afternoon Hot Concrete Seared Green Tree Frog  (Hyla Cinerea) with a dusting from Sleepy Duskywing Moth or the ever present Meskke’s Skipper. In a pinch, just any moth wing dust will do.

When the Blazing Star or Pickerelweeds have a good year and produce large amounts of blossoms they will produce large qualities of nectar to feed the Skippers. Then there are always a large quality of  Meskke’s Skipper, a relative of the moth to supply that great tasting dust.  The concrete should be of the high strength concrete. Many concretes impart a grannie taste that is similar to ground coral.  He likes them to be seared for 1 minute and 12 seconds per side to get the correct flavor and texture. The temperature should be about 144 degrees to be able to cook properly. That 144 degrees is just about the 4:13 PM temperature out on the high seats on the bleachers across the street.

The Cephus does have a touchy stomach. Most of his digestion problems come from not eating or eating too fast. He always seems to be in competition with other cats, even when none are present. I guess it is ghost of his lost brothers haunting his mind at dinning time.

Often in the evenings he will  stay by an outside door waiting for a moth or skipper to come in when the door is opened. When he spots one he will play with them jumping up and down. His paws flashing together and falling to the floor. After he has caught one he will play catch and release until the moth gives up. After eating one he will have a dry cough. He sounds like a life long Bar-B-Que smoker. He just hacks and hacks until he can get a few good tongue fills of moisture to wash that great dust down out of his throat.

After dinner we head back up US 1 to Big Pine taking the only road out of or into town. When in the Keys US 1 is the supremo ultimate top cat road. Gives one the feeling of getting out of Dodge.

When Beau stays on Big Pine Key he often has his land yacht parked at Whispering Pines. He stays with friends and the laundry is just down the road. He really feels as if he has a personal relationship with the whole island. Each tree, path, flower, waterway and small Key Deer are all connected to him personally and his massive psyche.

He will only come out in the early morning and late evening. Even though he loves the heat, he does not want to get warmer than would be wise. He stated that he like 77 degrees just fine. He will stay in the air conditioning and absorbing the sun rays coming through the large front window. Cleaning and licking that wavy hair until his eye lids slide down and he sleeps. That hair of his lays in waves. He is always fussing with the hair. Licking one way then the other throughout the day. He has such short hair that he has not yet experienced hair balls or the problems that they portend. If The Cephus has a strong muscle it must be his ever working tongue. OK perhaps his wild imagination is just a little stronger. Yes he claims that it is a muscle that he must exercise.

Beau said “When I was a very young kitten I was always thinking, imagining and creating. I knew then that I would either have to shut that down or let it run on. I made that choice to let my mind run on and on. I have never regretted making that choice.”

I must say sometimes, I, Langston have had a twinge of regret on that lively issue. Beau is so great to have that option,  I most certainly can over look this one fault or advantage.

Beau The Cephus In His Sweater

When it is cool Beau has a purple sweater with blue and black spots that he will wear. He has a little problem getting it on, but much less getting it removed.  His ears get cool on the tips when the room temperature to to low for his comfort. When Beau seems missing or just plain lost, he can often be found under the cover for furniture and in beds between the blankets and bedspread. There are evenings when watching TV, Langston (that is I) will be wearing a light Jacket and Beau will paw at the zipper wanting to get inside and sleep.

Beau has drifted of into his nap time. I will await his return.

A VISIT HOME TO THE DRY TORTUGAS

26 Mar

BEAU THE CEPHUS EXPLAINS HIS TRIP

Beau The Cephus has had a great time aboard ship on his travels to Fort Jefferson. I, Langston am here and now present and I have been called up to provide a proper feline version of his experiences.

Beau was standing watching the water ahead. He was trying to spot a 310 foot steel hulled wreck below. The ships captain had been talking about the ship for awhile. He said he had seen many fish swimming around the boat on his last trip. He knew he could not reach them by diving. But grand thoughts still invaded his head as he watched the clear water rush past.

At last he could see the Coal Docks in the distance. The supports looked like skinny aliens from another world standing in a formation like little soldiers not moving just standing with little thin arms sticking down into the water around them. He was sure that they would not have much meat on their bones.

He was here to even the circumstance with the sea gulls. With his fastest sprint, he could race forward around a dune and catch one of those smartly pants. He could jump a little higher at the end of his run, grab it by the lower leg and pull it back down to the beach. What a great meal. The big feathers would be easy to avoid. However those small downy feathers could be real chokers if eaten too fast or without a good quantity of water from his water bottle. Yuck, he just hated to get them stuck in his throat. They were a bit salty and that could make Beau’s legs swell up around the tops of his feet.

Beau does not like the gulls. He thinks that they are loud, offensive, assertive and clueless. They strut around with their clean white feathers as if they were not earth bound like the remainder of creation. When the ranking of gulls comes up, he is sure they are just spoiled children of the bird world, and should be treated as such.

When they pulled up to the dock at the reception hut, Beau The Cephus was the first down the gangplank and through the opening arch. He could hear the park Ranger telling the tourist about the history of the Fort. Beau had heard all of that lecture three or four times and could not sit still for another one of at least a 15 minute talk. He figured he had heard those lectures at Yellowstone Park and Carlsbad Caverns. They were all the same. Well at least he thought so. Mountains, Caverns and Sea Water they were all related how much difference could there be to learn?

He jumped onto the sea wall surrounding the Fort and strolled slowly looking down into the clear blue water on the inside. When he had visited in the past he had seen many odd fish and crabs playing in the sun.

Maybe today one of the hermit crabs will crawl out onto the wall and he would get his opportunity that day. They were a lot of fun to catch. He had to be fast and catch them when they were not looking.

Beau did not want to be the one caught. Those very sharp and strong pinchers could quickly bring tears of regret to his eyes. Eating a Blue, Stone or Gulf Stone Crab is always a pleasure on a warm evening. He was dreaming about that final spring  across the sand and jumping in the shallow water hoping to catch one of the she crabs as they mate in early Summer or Fall. The molting female, a sook, is so tender it can bring a tingle to the tongue. He had to be fast and had to be at the right time or the tears would seize his moment.

Watching the bottom as he went across the bridge and seeing so much in just a short walk around the Fort, Beau knows why he misses home when he is away.

After he has completed his loop, he strolls up to the bridge over the moat and walks slowly into the Fort.  Visiting the book store to acquire a few strokes from the Ranger at the desk is a must for every visit Beau has made. He is off, out the door and up the stairs to the second level. Patrolling all the way around from one end to the other. He is then onto the roof.

Must be fast around the roof to make the trip without those vengeful Sea Gulls and their sharp beaks. The roof tour is best done in the evening when one can watch the sun set to the west over the waters of the gulf.

When the Fort and grounds have been thoroughly checked, The Cephus starts looking for his ride home. He was very lucky when he spied a de Havilland Otter Seaplane resting near the shore.

He runs and jumped on the pontoon. Just then a kind blond lady from Germany  said, “poor katzen”. She reached down and plucked Beau into her arms. The Cephus rubbed his head against her jaw. Beau was in space and the plane had not yet left the shore. She placed him in the back seat of the plane. Beau recognized her by her great tasting hair. Hair that he had styled on the way from Key West aboard ship. In a few minutes the doors of the plane were closed and they were skimming across the water headed for the blue sky.

On the way back home they flew over Mel Fisher’s treasure sights of the Spanish Galleons the Atocha and Santa Margarita. Beau is not much for sunken treasure ships. The young blond lady seemed very interested. She even allowed Beau to set in her lap and gaze out of the window with her. Beau The Cephus loved her hair. The smell, the taste and the texture. Beau was a sunk cat, just setting there with her as they flew over the Gulf.

On the flight back Beau The Cephus rubbed his eyes and found sleep awaiting his arrival.

BEAU WIPING HIS FACE

Beau The Cephus and The Dry Tortugas Trip

19 Mar

Beau The Cephus Explains His Trip To The Dry Tortugas

 

 

Beau The Cephus has had an exciting time visiting Garden Key and Fort Jefferson. I, Langston am here and now present to translate his thoughts, desires, feelings and experiences.

After Sunset Celebration on Friday evening and effete Beau stumbled up and down Duval. He stopped by Captain Tony’s and Sloppy Joe’s for the music and to watch all of the activities. Beau said “I have never seen so many people jumping up and down, spinning, swaying and rubbing up to each other with music.” “They were eating and drinking as though there was no tomorrow to come ever. They were having such a great time.” He stopped in front of all of the live internet street cams and put his best side forward. He did have to slow down as a human wheelbarrow race came his way. So many people on their hands going down the asphalt. Sometimes they would end up on their heads. He did not think it a good idea to eat and drink for a while then be upside down going head first down the street.

Night had passed, the time was moving on into the early morning and the people were departing Duval. The delivery trucks were on the street depositing supplies with restaurants, bars, hotels and T Shirt  shops. There were several ice trucks with bags and blocks of ice. Beau cannot tolerate Ice. Beau is a warmth seeker. He went up Caroline  St. to Turtle Kraals for a little breakfast with his fellow freeloading kitties. There is always larapin eats at the Turtle Kraals.

Beau ate his fill of the vittles then curled up in the corner on the roof waiting for the warmth of the sun to arrive. He was aroused by the sounds of the ever-present seagulls landing and walking on the metal roof. They all seemed to be able to eat every morsel they found. They would swoop in take any food that Beau had near him. He jumped down onto the dock and walked over to the Dry Tortugas ferry. Beau traipsed up the ramp on the boat. He proceeded into the cabin. People were arriving on board. They were all talking at once and were very anxious to ride the ship.

Fort Jefferson, Garden Key
National Park Service Photo

 

 

One lady from Omaha was upset talking real low and setting still staring down at the sole of the boat. The boat has not yet left and she was one sea sick puppy. Beau knew what would come next if she didn’t take her sea legs medication. He changed sides of the cabin just to be sure that he would not be in range of her illness if it came to that.

A man came over to her with a paper cup in his hands. The guy suggested that she have a few sips to calm her upset stomach and to help make the sea level. Beau said “I would smirk if cats could smirk. But alas very few cats can make faces of amusement”. This woman took a few sips and bent forward toward the floor. In a few minutes she took a few more. She continued taking sips until they pulled the gangplank on board. Then there was a large swallow and a small belch. The “Yankee Cat” ship slowly pulled away from the dock. This woman was setting up straight looking out of the windows as she drew an another long sip from the cup into her mouth and down into her gullet. She gave forth a larger belch. As the ship pulled out of the bight she moved outside and walked around the deck still working on getting that marvelous ocean calming liquid. Beau figured that for her the sea was now as flat as a sheet of looking-glass.

Beau came out from his hiding place to check out all of the recesses and crannies of the boat.

He saw a young woman with the start of a sunburn. Beau has had many sunburns in his day. He loves to lay with his feet up in the air and let the sun feast upon his belly. She was fast becoming pink.

She had blond hair and was enjoying her day. Beau jumped up on the bench behind her and began to style her beautiful hair with his finely tuned tongue. The girl stroked Beau and he worked harder. A young man stuck his head into the cabin and motioned to the girl while saying “Charly come see the fish around the boat.” The girl gave The Cephus one last stroke down his back to the end of his long tail and said “Bye Bye Katzen” and headed out the door onto the deck.

Laying on the upper deck behind the wheel house in the sun was a roar for Beau. He walked to the edge of the upper deck and watched the water slide past the boats hull. He saw large green sea turtles swimming slowly the crystal clear gulf water. They looked like large brown plates with a small head. Beau fantasized about riding on the back of a large one to the island.

The captain told everyone to look to the north for a small group of islands he called the Marquesa. How grand it would be to stay on one of those islands. Beau does like his comforts. Water, and a clear piece of beach being just two things he really needs. He could eat the crabs on the beach all day long. He did need fresh water to wash them down. With none in sight he decided he should stay aboard. So on goes the trip.

He saw a few old boats that had sunk, just laying on the bottom, resting in the white sand. . One was just rocking side to side in the gentle gulf current.

Charlene from Micanopy

 

He imagined himself and his friend Charlene from Micanopy on the bow of a large sailing ship. Beau thinks having two different colored eyes like Charlene is very cute. Cutting through the warm water with the wind blowing through their hair. Ah, that my human friends would certainly be a true “Cats Meow”. The boat would be called “The Catanic” . He liked the name, but not the ending.

Beau was just laying in the sun on the edge of the deck watching the waters for turtles. He would occasionally look up at the sky for a chance to see some Brown Noddies or Masked Boobys fly by on their ways to another island. He loves birds. There is a preference for a Sooty Tern on a spit. Some times just a little wren will do. That is a 2 small claws lunch, which is like 2 stars. Left or right he does not care which claw. He can eat with either.

While watching he noticed low flying gulls that would fly by and give, the old “I am going to pick you to the bone, kitty”. Being ever prudent and fearful The Cephus moved back into the cabin. He needed his nap to prepare for his arduous job of checking on the Fort. He curled up on a bench and began rubbing his eyes as they were closing.

I Langston, must await for his instructions when he once again begins to speak.

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